Peter and Fran

The fat fuck and his fine filly, Fran.

Since time immemorial, the question has been asked, "What are the mating habits and migratory patterns of Peter Jackson?"

Then, after watching a few narwhal documentaries on PBS it was unanimously decided that there are some questions better left unanswered. Or better yet, unexplored. Or still better, never asked in the first place.

We do accept full blame and responsibility for even making you think about it, and completely understand it would be useless to ask you to try to forget whatever horrid mental images you're now suffering with.

We can offer you an open invitation to join us at the pub for a sturdy swig of brain go bye-bye juice, for effective temporary relief.